Thursday, November 6, 2008,11/06/2008 07:24:00 PM
A look at the globe thru dude
(Dude comes by fluttering, repeatedly driving his nose, through his wings looking completely stupid and then looking up to me.)

Me: Man when will you stop doing that, it looks yucky!
Dude: Ahh first of all news bro O-BA-MA O-BA-MA!
Me: yea i know, first black president and the ramifications..blah blah!
Dude: What blah blah, i am too excited for what is in store for us peace loving birds!
Me: Mebbe more wars!
Dude(digs again in his wings): I hope not, i lost my brothers in that war!
Me: Ohh cmon, you are just a pigeon, how did you loose your brothers???
Dude: They where working for americans in a top secret message delivering programme!
(winks at me and digs again!)
ME: Will you stop doing that!
Dude: What!? you have water to take bath, we have to travel miles to get a source!
Me: Ok, now you are boring and being disgusting, temme something i can be proud of...
Dude: I doubt there is much you can be proud of, you know bombs blowing off, regionalism
protests, you guys dont seem to be indians anymore! ohh yes but there is something, i
guess Indians are ready to kick some Australian Butts!
Me: ohh yea baby, now you are talking!
Dude: When will this economy come back on track!
Me: As if it affects you!
Dude: You betcha!
Me: What? how?
Dude: See it's simple, if people have money they can afford to buy some extra grains and feed
it to us, as the GOL-NAKKA!
Me: Man all you do is dirty our buildings, shit at convenient places and breed!
Dude: Hey now you are being racist!
Me: Ok temme one thing worthwhile you have done??
Dude: that not true..we have..ehh...done...
hmm...we..ehh...work for secret service agency of America!? (Bah)
Me:Everybody works for the USA!
Dude: ok..we...err...mate????
Me: Ok, this conversation ends here!

P.S.: I guess was having writer's block...or mebbe VIVA blk! :-O

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