So it started off as an e-mail stating 15 reasons why you should not have a girlfriend!
My friend challenged me to come up with more than 15 reasons on rather why we should, actually I claimed I can come up with around 150….lollz…! Luckily for my sane friend she insisted on 30 good ones!
As it turns out, even 30 were pretty difficult to think of!
Well to start off with…
1. You have more than 50 KODAK moments in a day, by simply thinking of her!

2. Vast improvement in your dressing sense!!!

A guy tends to learn that wearing a red shirt and white pants and white shoes is not

really cool!!! ;-)

3. We start working on our bodies and emulate Hrithik!

4. Suddenly that clutter on the study table gets cleaned i.e. we get more organized, if we

don’t she does it for us! ;-)

5. Immense emotional support in this paapi duniya!!!!

6. Shoulder to cry on, for CRY BABIES!!!

7. The tag ‘Nerd’ doesn’t remain a tag anymore! :-D

8. The tag ‘virgin’ may or may not remain…(dependsssssss!!!)

9. Learn to use money wisely…..
Yeah after spending a fortune on her ofcs! :-P

10. How can I forget ‘Family Planning’…way in advance…desh ka bhala karte hain!!! :-D


11. Low stress levels due to regular ‘XXX’….is this post getting horny????

12. Teaches you what LOVE really is…
(Not the motherly or sisterly love)

13. You get to hear some really unbiased opinions on your actions or thoughts!

14. You obviously have someone very special to share your thoughts on every damn thing in

the world with, and that feeling is special in its own small way…


15. Number of people on Earth (in 1998): 5 592 830 000

16.…who are female: 2 941 118 000

17.…in "developed" countries: 605 601 000
(assuming I am in U.S. hopefully and I pick up on a firangi babe!);-)

18. (in 2000) aged 18 to 25: 65 399 083 (Only!)

19. After some further calculations (also considering the fact that 2% of the girls have died

since the census….badddd!)

And after further consideration…the number of beautiful girls is around… 1 487 838

20. Without going into the specifics of precisely which traits I admire, I will say that for a girl to

be considered really beautiful to me, she should fall at least two standard deviations above

the norm. From basic statistics theory, the area to the left of the normal curve at z = 2 is
and so it is this number with which we multiply our current population pool.


21.…and intelligent: 236 053 (yeah that’s a criteria too!)

Again, intelligence can mean different things to different people, yet I am once more relieved of making any explanation by noting that it, like most other characteristics, has a notionally normal distribution across the population. Let's assume that I will settle for someone a mere one standard deviation above the normal; in that case, a further
of the population must be discounted.


22…and not already committed: 118 027 wwwaaaaaaaannnnn!

23. That brings down to around 18,000 girls!
And to get the right girl,assuming I go on a date every week, I’ll take around 70 years in the worst case situation to get the right girl…

So that puts it…you don’t want to be in that bracket or rather wait for 70 yrs, to get a girl..

Eesshh watta despo statement..!!!

24. You learn to live life like that of a Spy…aakhir chori chuppe bina ‘LOVE STORY’ kya!!! Lmao!

25. There will be times, when you will find that the whole world is against you, except one! :-)

26. Have you seen anyone smiling even during high tension times like ‘EXXXAMZZZZ’???
Well simply look at the guy who has a girl!
27. And yeah, your general knowledge about girly stuff (You know what) really improves!

28. A lot of misconceptions on what the other sex likes, disappears in thin air…puff!

29. One learns a very important thing….
That they don’t really like GEEKY talks! Ahem-ahem!

One more to go….as I scratch my head for the last one..

30. One learns multitasking…
Focusing on work or studies as well as taking care of Good romantic dates!
Ok I just wrote it to fill the last one frankly! :-p

So how waz it?????