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Friday, July 18, 2008,7/18/2008 09:03:00 PM
The crazy cab driver!
Today i went to siddhivinayak temple with friends, that’s the place where half of Mumbai throngs especially on Tuesday! The experience i had after visiting was pretty unholy to say the least!
Took a cab from the temple to the station, it was a 3 min drive. The cab driver was a very good natured, mind you good natured only for boys...female folk would rather swear at such a guy!
Warning : Content below is adult in nature!
He asked us to rush into the cab and not to delay him...i countered him for that....
So to say in his own words...”Saala PANDU(traffic policeman) has insects in his ass!
I feel like poking my cab door in his ass! (we were left with our mouth wide open)
He does not allow the car to wait here even for a moment, he wants us to park our car near that hotel(pointing to a hotel)...so that customers can get directly into a cab and they don’t have to wait...that asshole must be getting paid by the hotel...what do you think??? i think we should fill their butts with all the garbage of Mumbai...(we agree in unison)
Few days back a passenger was wondering when will the rains come, i guess he was wondering so that he could go home early from work and bang his Mrs.(he went on......)
Ladies feel all romantic in this season, the wet feeling and all....the husbands love to bang them!
There is this guy i know, who is married and bangs a girl from his office. I ferry them almost everyday! This girl had very small boobs, before he started massaging them, and now you should see them, even this girl does not has boobs as big as hers!!!”(pointing to a girl walking on the pavement!)
(we all burst into laughter!)
He continued.....”Even this girl does not have boobs as big as hers( pointing to some other girl!) He used to press hers in my cab!
All the workers in the office hope that it rains heavily and they get to go home early....dont you think so???”(we nodded in agreement...wondering what a jerk he is...but still laughing!)
Alas the destination came too early..;-)
He asked, whether we got bored...my friend replied..”No dude it was like a 3hr movie!”
The fare turned out to be Rrs. 20, though for such a small distance it would have usually been around 14 bucks..Never mind, we paid it happily considering the ‘Entertainment Tax’!
Took a cab from the temple to the station, it was a 3 min drive. The cab driver was a very good natured, mind you good natured only for boys...female folk would rather swear at such a guy!
Warning : Content below is adult in nature!
He asked us to rush into the cab and not to delay him...i countered him for that....
So to say in his own words...”Saala PANDU(traffic policeman) has insects in his ass!
I feel like poking my cab door in his ass! (we were left with our mouth wide open)
He does not allow the car to wait here even for a moment, he wants us to park our car near that hotel(pointing to a hotel)...so that customers can get directly into a cab and they don’t have to wait...that asshole must be getting paid by the hotel...what do you think??? i think we should fill their butts with all the garbage of Mumbai...(we agree in unison)
Few days back a passenger was wondering when will the rains come, i guess he was wondering so that he could go home early from work and bang his Mrs.(he went on......)
Ladies feel all romantic in this season, the wet feeling and all....the husbands love to bang them!
There is this guy i know, who is married and bangs a girl from his office. I ferry them almost everyday! This girl had very small boobs, before he started massaging them, and now you should see them, even this girl does not has boobs as big as hers!!!”(pointing to a girl walking on the pavement!)
(we all burst into laughter!)
He continued.....”Even this girl does not have boobs as big as hers( pointing to some other girl!) He used to press hers in my cab!
All the workers in the office hope that it rains heavily and they get to go home early....dont you think so???”(we nodded in agreement...wondering what a jerk he is...but still laughing!)
Alas the destination came too early..;-)
He asked, whether we got bored...my friend replied..”No dude it was like a 3hr movie!”
The fare turned out to be Rrs. 20, though for such a small distance it would have usually been around 14 bucks..Never mind, we paid it happily considering the ‘Entertainment Tax’!
Labels: sex, sleazy, strange, taxi driver
